**BREAKING: Twin Cities Sue Homeland Security Over Terror Attacks**

In a shocking move, the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul have joined forces with the state of Minnesota to file a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) for its alleged terror attacks on the "Homeland" - aka the Twin Cities.

The lawsuit, which was released as a press statement, claims that DHS's actions are not only unlawful but also terroristic in nature. This comes after a series of high-profile incidents, including the murder of US citizen Renee Good by an ICE agent, which has sparked widespread outrage and protests across the country.

According to sources within DHS, many agents are reportedly "very scared" of backlash and have expressed concerns about being deployed to Minneapolis. One official described the situation as a "clear need for deescalation," adding that officers' lives may be in danger due to ICE's heavy-handed tactics and Washington's rhetoric.

Meanwhile, protests continue to erupt across the country, with demonstrators demanding justice for Renee Good and an end to ICE's terrorizing of communities. Renowned journalist Ken Klippenstein notes: "STAY IN THE STREETS IN EVERY CITY. Obviously don't do anything to hurt an ICE Nazi! But stay in the fucking streets and keep telling those losers God never loved them and neither did their dads."

**ICE's Gestapo-Like Behavior on Full Display**

Also making headlines is a disturbing video of ICE agents protecting little Greg Bovino while he takes care of his, ahem, business. The 90-second clip has sparked widespread ridicule, with many pointing out the absurdity of having ICE agents babysit someone in this manner.

Bovino's interview with Sean Hannity has also raised eyebrows, where he claims that "90 percent" of people love him and ICE - a statement many have called into question. When asked about Renee Good's murder, Bovino shockingly said "hats off" to the perpetrator, sparking outrage among viewers.

**More Scandals Emerge**

Secretary Pete Hegseth is under fire for his recent decision to install Elon Musk's Grok AI system inside the Pentagon's computers. Critics argue that this move could potentially be used to create kiddie porn - a claim Hegseth has yet to address.

Senator Mark Kelly is also suing Hegseth for allegedly retaliating against him after he spoke out about troops' duty to disobey illegal orders from tyrants and their "little fluffers."

**FBI Investigates Renee Good's Associations**

The FBI has launched an investigation into whether Renee Good had ties to activist groups, or what they euphemistically call "examining victim's possible ties to activist groups." This move has been met with skepticism by many, who see it as a blatant attempt to discredit the movement and silence activists.

**High-Level Resignations**

Multiple high-level resignations have rocked the Department of Justice's Civil Rights division, including a top official who refused to investigate the Minneapolis ICE murderer. This development comes on the heels of a judge's demand for US Attorney Lindsey Halligan to explain why she continues to call herself "US Attorney" despite being no longer in that position.

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