The Left Comes Up With a Surefire Way to Save Jimmy Kimmel From Oblivion

The cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel by ABC television and its parent company Disney Entertainment Television may have come as a surprise to some, but not to those who have been following the ratings and financial woes of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" for years. The Left is now coming up with a clever plan to save Kimmel from oblivion, and it's a masterclass in damage control.

Let's face it: Jimmy Kimmel is not exactly known for his comedic talent. His ratings have been consistently low, and he has been losing money hand over fist. In fact, the numbers are so bad that advertisers are starting to distance themselves from the show. According to Nielsen ratings, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" has lost almost 75% of its viewers in the coveted 18-49 age range over the last decade.

So, what's the Left's solution? Demanding a boycott of Disney and ABC until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated. Yes, you read that right – they're suggesting that we all cancel our subscriptions to Disney+ and refuse to support the company until they reverse their decision to fire Kimmel. It's a bold move, but will it work?

The problem is that even if all 129,000 of Kimmel's viewers were to drop Disney's streaming services, it wouldn't make a significant dent in the company's bottom line. According to reports, Kimmel was costing Disney upwards of $40 million per year – multiples more than what Colbert, another late-night host, was losing.

So, why would Disney and ABC really want to keep Jimmy Kimmel on the air? The answer lies in damage control. The Left is trying to deflect attention from the fact that Kimmel's antics have been a laughingstock for years. By using his anti-Trump rant as a pretext for firing him, they're hoping to save face and avoid the embarrassment of having a talentless hack as their spokesperson.

But here's the thing: it won't work. The numbers don't lie, and Kimmel's ratings are just that – numbers. They can't be fooled by a clever PR stunt or a fake "boycott" narrative. In fact, the real damage control here is that Disney and ABC are trying to silence critics and censor dissenting voices.

So, what can we do instead? We can continue to speak out against the toxic left-wing ideology that Kimmel represents. We can support companies that share our values and reject those that promote hate speech and divisive rhetoric. And most importantly, we can boycott Disney and ABC until they reverse their decision to fire Jimmy Kimmel.

It's time for a collective boycott. Let's make it loud and clear that we won't be silenced or censored by companies like Disney and ABC. We'll keep calling out their hypocrisy and refusing to support them until they get back on track.

What Could Actually Kill Disney

If there's one thing that can hurt Disney, it's the backlash from families with children who are turning away from the company due to its sexualized and perverted-oriented "entertainment." The Left's obsession with pushing a leftist agenda on our kids is what's really hurting Disney – not Kimmel's ratings.

And then there's the heavy-handed messaging that comes with it. Disney's relentless promotion of LGBTQ+ issues and anti-Trump propaganda is alienating audiences who are simply looking for wholesome entertainment for their families.

Suddenly, Marvel movies and sitcoms are starting to seem like a bad idea. Who needs superheroes or family-friendly TV when you can have explicit content and divisive politics?

A Call to Action

So, what can we do? We can start by demanding that Disney and ABC reverse their decision to fire Jimmy Kimmel. We can cancel our subscriptions to Disney+ and refuse to support the company until they get back on track.

We can also start a conversation about the importance of family-friendly entertainment and the need for companies like Disney and ABC to respect our values. Let's make it clear that we won't be silenced or censored by corporations that promote hate speech and divisive rhetoric.

Together, we can make a difference. Let's take back our airwaves from the Left's toxic ideology and reclaim our rights as consumers.

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