This is an extensive list of "Breachies Awards" given to various companies that experienced significant data breaches throughout 2025. The awards are presented in a lighthearted tone, but the underlying message emphasizes the importance of prioritizing data security and advocating for stronger privacy protections.

Here's a brief summary of each award:

1. **The Keeping Up with My Cybertruck Award**: Teslamate, a tool that tracks Tesla vehicle data, exposed over 1,300 self-hosted dashboards online, leaking sensitive information such as vehicle location, speed, and charging habits. 2. **The I Didn't Even Know You Had My Information Award**: Gravy Analytics, a location data broker, collected and sold billions of phones' location history, including timestamped coordinates tied to advertising IDs that can reveal sensitive information. 3. **The Only Stalkers Allowed Award**: Catwatchful, an Android spyware company, suffered a breach that included not only the email addresses and passwords of customers but also the data from 26,000 victims' devices. 4. **The Why We're Still Stuck on Unique Passwords Award**: Plex, a media streaming service, experienced a data breach that exposed customer emails, usernames, and hashed passwords, highlighting the importance of using unique passwords for all accounts. 5. **The Uh, Yes, Actually, I Have Been Pwned Award**: Troy Hunt's mailing list was compromised when he fell victim to a phishing attack that grabbed his credentials and exported his mailing list.

Additionally, there are several honorable mentions listed at the end, including companies such as Salesforce, F5, Oracle, and others.

The text concludes by emphasizing the need for companies to prioritize data security and properly secure the information they collect. It also highlights the importance of advocating for stronger privacy protections, including a comprehensive federal privacy law that includes a private right of action.