Some people may say that they are "too blessed to be stressed," but I'm living proof that it's possible to be both blessed AND stressed. We can have it all! And if you're ready to dish about the latest news and gossip, then let's get this trash report started!

First Lady Melania Trump is releasing an audio version of her memoir, "Melania," but instead of reading it out loud herself, she had an AI version do it. Now, I'm not saying that Melania isn't a talented woman, but complicit in villainy? That's just sad.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is also making headlines with her feud over AI, this time with the Twitter bot Grok. It started when a user asked Grok about Greene's voting records, and Grok said "no." Well, Marge didn't take that well. Arguing with robots is the next logical step in Karen-land, and I'm here for it.

Former America's Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels recently attended a press briefing at the White House, asking a question about childhood chronic illness. It turns out she was hitching her train to RFK Jr.'s wagon, because who wouldn't want to ride with that crew?

Tom Cruise is promoting his latest Mission: Impossible movie, and I'm here for it. Not only is he an action hero, but he's also a snack enthusiast. Robert Pattinson may smell like crayons, but Tom Cruise smells like victory.

People Magazine recently rounded up celebrity smells, and let me tell you, some of these are... interesting. Robert Pattinson, Britney Spears, and even Maru the Cat (because why not?) have their own unique scents. Thanks for the reminder, People Magazine.

Portland has a statue of Joan of Arc at the roundabout at Glisan and Cesar Chavez, but who thought that was a good idea? The group that organized her installation was called the Laurelhurst Daddies' Club. I can only imagine their muscle tee-clad meetings.